walking crisis

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
glassamphibians
underwhelmingalchemist

You've been bitten by something non-human, and now you're starting to change. You really hope it was a:

Vampire

Werewolf

Zombie

Other (like what?)

Explaining your reasoning and arguing your side is highly encouraged

(Also this would be more fun with a larger sample size so reblogs are appreciated)

werewolf. least change to my daily life. i would rather do anything than become immortal n zombie there's no point i lose consciousness and im rotting and stinky forever
junebugjo
art tools
manywinged
apas-95

night's sleep for 12+ hours: i want to lay here forever if i have to leave this place terrible things will happen

night's sleep for 9 hours: i am a human animal and i will eat a meal and exercise while engaging in social intercourse

night's sleep for 6 hours: im up im awake im doing stuff I'm good

night's sleep for 5 hours: the world is fundamentally an evil place

night's sleep for 4 hours: the world is an uncaring place

night's sleep for 3 hours: the world is made of a thin film of breakable craftpaper

0 hours of sleep: the days never end. i am fairly sure i cannot die